yea, I called myself a loser.
And you want to know why? Because I fucking caved. I sat my big fat ass (that one was for you jack ass) on my comfy, yet surprisingly firm, bed and watched two whole fucking hours of the Bachelorette.
And I enjoyed every single minute of that fucking two hours damnit!
So...after great deliberation, I have decided that I am going to post my thoughts about the show here on my blog, as painful as that might be for some of you, I DO KNOW a few of you are secretly pleased and are air pumping your fists right now in a silent salute to your hero: Me.
C'mon admit it. At least two of you!
First, I want to point out that despite liking Jillian on the Bachelor when douche-bag Mesnick embarrassed himself to the world after having a total free-ride to reality star...errr... stardom before fucking it all up with his douche-baggery (journalistic license, fuck off) I actually find her a teeeensy bit annoying. And you know why?
Cause the damn bitch is perfect. I AM in love with her for fuck sake!
Every season they try to throw in something interesting like a guy with some disease, or someone who has had a tragic happening in their life, single parents, a douche, you know... ratings grabber kind of situation. This season was of course no exception. No, I didn't watch the season premiere, or even the next few episodes after that...I save my loser-TV-time for the good stuff - when the characters become defined and the ugly fucks have been sent packing.
I hate watching these reality shows when there is like 30 contestants and you can't tell half of them apart cause they all look like. It gets nitty and gritty about three to four episodes in when the ugly people (the social retards and the ones with some mind of facial deformity everyone is to polite to talk about - even on gossip pages) are sent home (tearfully of course because they are such 'amazing people' and so hard to send home...GAG me) and the real psycho's get to stay because some producer thought it was necessary to add some spice.
Cause you know... they ALWAYS add that extra little bit that keeps me coming back for me.
I no lie, I actually had a few moments where I blushed and covered my eyes because I WAS embarrassed for some of them.
Take Julien for example (this pic totally doesn't look like him though. I think he got a haircut between the publicity shots and the taping of the show). Nice guy, but closet gay. It's kinda obvious. And I like how they totally danced around it by making suggestions he was 'different'. Um seriously, who cares if he is... just kind of pointless to be on the Bachelorette don't you think? The other one that tickles my fancy is David and only because he is a raging alcoholic with some serious anger issues... and the words that come out of his mouth when he is hammered are so funny I will watch the show solely for the entertainment he provides.
$10 says he gets in a physical altercation with Julien and gets sent home by the producers.
And that my friends, is ALL I will post (this week) about the show. For those of you wincing for even reading this blog post, you will be happy to know I am unable to watch this loser-TV next week, so there wont be a synopsis next week.
You love it.
Don't deny it.
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