Screw you April Fools

Yeah... I got fooled today. Once. And that is all that shall happen...

Stupid fucking holiday.

And that's about all I will be commenting on about it... Pfffffftttt

So it's hump day (go get humped everyone!) and I have softball again tonight in the pouring rain. Lucky me. That said, I have been doing the rain/snow dance (mildly looks like Parkinson's on a bad day) for most of the morning and all I have successfully done is scared a few coworkers, and lessened the rain from a downpour to a sprinkle. That said, a sprinkle I can handle... the downpour tends to fog up my glasses thus resulting in a softball to the face that I never saw coming.

In my defense, that's never happened... but close.

In all my whining, I DO hope it's not a rain out. Softball pretty much rules my life this time of year...and without it... I have to do stupid shit like clean the house. Crap, I probably can't even fool YOU guys with that. Of course I still have to clean my house. Sarcasm aside, I do like playing ball several times a week for several reasons :

1. I LOVE playing the sport
2. Beer
3. Vulgar chit chat
4. Sexy men with sexy pants
5. Exercise? (that one is on here just to look good)
6. Did I mention sexy men with sexy pants?
7. Beer
8. Good times with good friends :-)
9. Batting. I want to hit someone this season
10. Time away from home for ME

I managed to commit myself to two teams and spare for another two...so that should keep me pretty busy until October. Sweet.

On to other things though...

I look like a COMPLETE idiot today. I could blame it on someone else, but in truth I am the tool that planned the "Dress Like a Fool" day in honor of the aforementioned fucking stupid holiday today. It comes with being the organizer here at the office I guess... plan stupid events to make the masses feel happy at work. This event is truly the dumbest though. Another guy actually organized a "Joke Off" for lunch time. Seriously.

SERIOUSLY.

As if I want to sit in the lunchroom listening to people I wouldn't invite to an ambush, trying hard to impress us all with a stand up comedic routine.

Sigh.

This will be painful.