Twitter and me are fighting

 
It may be one sided, but we're fighting.

Truthfully, it's just cause I can't seem to find my twitter-esque anymore. I am so up and down with it even though I've had my damn account for over 2 years. I actually didn't really tweet for the first year and a half, I completely forgot about it, but now that I have forced myself (literally. I am so in your face) in this circle of blogger/tweeters I almost feel as though I have a social responsibility to be funny and engaging and have everyone love me.

Sadly, I am not consistently funny, engaging, and not everyone loves me. Well YOU do. You know you do. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

So you know what I do about it? I stop tweeting. And I blame twitter. Because nothing is ever my fault. Ask anyone. In fact, everything is my husbands fault. Maybe I should be trying to find a way to make this about him. Cause that would probably make me feel better about the whole thing.

I have my twitter feed on my phone, so when I am messaged privately I respond almost instantly. But when I do that I feel an almost immediate sense of remorse because if I can respond that quickly, why the hell am I not tweeting more frequently? Are my twitter-friends thinking I am a douche-canoe because I don't comment on their tweets anymore? Does twitter keep track of us defectors with over 100 followers that tweet irregularly and have us on a list? Do I over think things? Yup.

Is' Twitter and me are fighting" an actual grammatically correct sentence? Who knows.

I have decided that I am going to make a conscious effort to start tweeting again. I may have to start drinking more often though for this. It appears I have a lot more creativity with my funny bone when I do. Weird.