Monday Shank - Cryptic Edition

Have you ever met a person who just the sight of them makes your skin crawl?

I know such a person. And today, he is my Monday Shank.

I had written out a long explanation, and had even contemplated revealing his REAL-LIFE identity, but after a moment of reflection I realized a few things:

1. He is just the type of person to Google himself and find A Life Less Ordinary


2. Upon finding this blog, the repercussions of what I reveal could hurt more than just him


3. I am not willing to bring attention to those ‘other people’.

So, while cryptic as hell (and I apologize for that), I shall award my Monday Shank to Kreeper*. A vile, sad excuse for a Man who deserves much more than just a shank.