Tales of a Drunk Bitch

So I've started my own little meme... because we ALL HAVE STORIES OF THOSE DRUNK BITCHES. Assuming that they are OTHER people of course, but hey, I have plenty that are about me too, but I can't promise when I post them that I'll take credit.

 Have to keep SOME level of professionalism.I promise, though, this one isn't about me.

A few years ago I was attending a small get together raging party at a house way out in butt-fuck-nowhere. It was Halloween, so the intended goal was to out-do everyone. I don't dress up EVER, but since these were my soon-to-be-hubby's friends, I made an effort and came out looking like one hell of a sexy angel if I do say so myself...

This was taken at a different Halloween party the year before, but its the only pic I have of me in the costume...not that you would have known that if I hadn't told you, so I pretty much just wasted time typing all of this.

Anyways,

I had a pretty good time that night... but NOTHING compared to some of the slut-for-hire chicks that were also in attendance. These 'friends' of my hubby's are what you would call 'made of money' and I should have assumed that everyone would be dressed to kill that night, but sadly I am a little naive when it comes to these matters...and chose to dress APPROPRIATELY.

But on to the drunk bitch...

She was friendly, I'll give her that. She was even pretty, in a hooker kind of way. But she made it pretty clear she was there to get laid, and it didn't really matter which guy it was, as long as he had a penis and was willing to use it. By the end of the night, she looked like this...

So tell me your drunk bitch story, grab the code from the side bar, and link up!