This cannot be love

**Disclaimer: I support gay rights. I have gay friends. If it wasn't for the penis, I would be gay too**

I just find this too funny NOT to share with y'all. I have a sick sense of humor. Judge me if you will.

This is how you know your old high school boyfriend from 1989 was NOT in to you as much as you thought he was. And is probably singing on Broadway. Or hosting a fashion show on VH1.