Thursday, September 1, 2011

Nazaruddin

Semua berita di TV tentang Nazaruddin.

Andai dia bisa lebih lama berada di Amerika Latin, namanya pasti akan diganti jadi Nazarudinho

Setelah itu, dia akan kabur ke Jepang, dan ganti nama lagi jadi Nazaruto

Kabur ke India, jadi
Nazarukh Khan

Terbang ke Malaysia, jadi
Nazaruddin M Top

Pindah ke Belanda, jadi
Nazar van Udeen

Kalo ke Garut, jadi
Udin NaZarudin

Pindah ke Italia, jadi
Nazzari Udinese

Kalo ke Manchester, jadi
Nazarooney

Ngumpet di hutan, jadi
Tarzanuddin

Pas hari lebaran dia ganti jadi NASTARUDDIN.=D

10 cerita dewasa 21thn

1) Kita dilahirkan dan tumbuh bersama2, kita juga merasakan kesenangan sama2, tapi Kanapa elu mesti Mati duluan?? Ratap kakek 70 thn sambil mandangin "burungnya".


2) Tentara Amerika masuk ke toko di Bagdad: "Condom please, size XL!" Penjaga toko jawab: "Sorry Sir, no kid's size, we have only XXL or XXXL here!"


3) Seorang Pria dgn terburu2 masuk ke WC Wanita dan si wanita menegur: "THIS IS FOR LADIES!!". Si pria enggak kalah sengit sambil menunjuk ke 'anunya' menjawab: "THIS IS FOR LADIES TOO !!!"


4) Pembantu ketemu kondom bekas lalu tanya: "Nyonya ini apa??"
Nyonya: "Kalian orang desa gak pernah main cinta!!"
Pembantu: "Pernah nyonya, cuma gak sampe kulitnya ngelupas!"


5) Survey membuktikan bahwa Pria akan lebih gemuk setelah menikah daripada Wanita. Karena Pria tiap malam dpt jatah: 2 Susu, 2 Paha, dan 1 Kue Apem, sedangkan Wanita hanya 2 Telor Puyuh 1 Pisang.


6) Seorangg anak Betawi yg baru pulang dari Amrik pamer: "Be, di sana ada mesin yg masuk daging keluar sosis."
Babenya bales: Enyak lu lebih hebat, masuk sosis keluar ente!!!


7) Ingin BESARKAN PAYUDARA / PENIS anda ??? Tanpa efek samping!!
Telah terbukti, Tanpa Bahan Kimia, Jaminan kami 100% Berhasil.
Gunakanlah: .KACA PEMBESAR.....


8) Perilaku SEX Pria tercermin dari merk Celana Dalamnya:
- SWAN : Suka Wanita Nakal
- HINGS : Hebat, Ideal Namun Gemar Selingkuh
- GT-MAN : Goyangan Ti2tnya MANtap

 Seorang istri tanya kepada Ustadz: "Ustadz, apa hukumnya kalau seorang istri menghisap kemaluan suaminya??"
Jawab Ustadz: "Masya Allah, enak bener tuh Suami!!"


10) Orang Gila ditegur Orang Sumbing:
"Dasar gila, celana difake tutufin fala bukan difake tutufin fantat.
Jawab orang gila: "Lu yang gila, bibir bagus2 pake digunting!!"

Lebaran

 Lebaran..
Kata dasar "lebar"
Artinya dibuka lebar lebar...
Pintu maaf dibuka lebar...
Dompet juga dibuka lebar2....
Alhamdulillah yahhh..

Yang dikagumi

"Humor hari Ini"

Ada beberapa anak Papua yg senang mandi di sungai, suatu saat mrka sepakat utk meloncat dri sbtg pohon yg tumbuh di tengah sungai. Mrka sepakat jg utk menyebutkan stiap tokoh yg mrka kagumi saat lompat. Lalu mrka mulai ;
Anak 1 melompat:
"BETMEN..
Anak 2 mlompat:
"SUPERMEN..
Anak 3:
"SPIDERMEN..
GiLiran anak ke 4 melompat, dia lupa tokohnya, sambil termangu dia b'usaha m'ingat sapa tokohnya, lalu kemudian t'paksa meLompat krn tmn2 m'desak.
Krn t'desak, dia melompat smbl b'kata:
"TUYEMEN..
Tmn2nya bingung & b'tanya, Hei, coba kau jlskan Tuye itu siapa?
Lalu anak ke 4 itu m'jwb sambil bergaya : TUhan YEsus MEn..
hehe

Kristin Cavallari & Mark Ballas: Looking Good leaving DWTS Rehearsal!















Spotted: Kristin Cavallari & her DWTS partner Mark Ballas arriving and leaving rehearsal on Wednesday, August 31.

They look so cute together don't they? :)

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credit - X17, eyeprime

~Kelli at Hills Freak

Audrina Patridge at the Bremenn event in Malibu















Spotted: Audrina Patridge at the Bremenn event in Malibu on Wednesday, August 31.

Joined by her zany mom Lynn, Audrina was on hand to promote the skin care company’s range of products, including the new Emergency Zit Stick.

Audrina was working through the pain as indicated by a recent tweet. “Stepped on a bee today at the beach,” she writes. “I haven’t been in that kind of pain in a lonnng time!!” the brunette beauty later added: “My left foot is officially completely swollen and flat!! Wish I could drain the venom out.”

Next up for Miss Patridge? Vegas baby! Drina is set to host a party in Sin City.

“Whose going to Vegas this weekend??!!!” she tweeted. “If so stop by vanity at the hard rock September 3rd!! Xo”

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credit, faded youth, tlfan, me

~Kelli at Hills Freak

Lauren Conrad: Q&A with Revolve Clothing



What inspired you to start designing?

Designing has been an important part of my life since I was a little girl. I love the creative process and seeing a vision come to life in the form of a beautiful garment.

How would you describe the overall aesthetic of Paper Crown?

Paper crown designs are classic, feminine, romantic and sophisticated.

What's the story behind the name?

When I was young I used to love playing dress up. I had a trunk full of dresses, oversized shoes and costume jewelry. When we would visit my grandma I still wanted to play, but she didn't have any dress up clothes so we would make paper crowns to wear. I love the idea of creating your own glamour from something so simple, which is exactly what we do with clothing. It begins with an idea and raw materials and then you create something beautiful.

How would you describe the Paper Crown girl?

The Paper Crown girl is chic. She invests in separates and loves creating different looks for every occasion. She is sophisticated and youthful all at once.

Was there a particular inspiration for fall?

My inspirations come from all aspects of life. For the debut fall collection, I wanted to incorporate ultra feminine pieces with a hint of menswear.

What is your favorite piece from your current collection?

This is tough! I have favorite pieces from the fall collection for difference occasions. I recently wore the Ella dress to an event; I am in love with it! I belted the top layer with a silk tie to give it a little extra shape. It is great for so many body types and moves so beautifully. Another favorite piece is the Hudson short. I am always finding myself dressing up a pair of shorts instead of wearing a skirt. Add a pair of black opaque tights for fall and you're set. The look is effortless, comfortable and so chic.

Do you have a favorite trend you're shopping this fall?

Leather is at the top of my list. There are so many beautiful pieces in rich browns, nudes, and even the traditional black.

What is one thing every girl needs in her closet for fall?

Every girl needs a blazer that can go anywhere. The Ryder blazer can be dressed up and worn over a party dress or paired down with your favorite pair of jeans for a more relaxed look.



Do you have any personal fashion icons?

I don't have one specific person that I look to as an icon.

You're a California girl, what do you love about living on the West Coast?

The weather! I enjoy my trips to the East Coast, but I couldn't live without the warm California sunshine.

It's Saturday, where would we most likely find you?

Saturday's are spent enjoying a little down time. I try to get a little extra beauty rest, spend time with my family and friends and take my dog, Chloe, for hikes.

Do you have a favorite cocktail of the moment?

My drink of choice at the moment is a vodka and water with lime. Not the most exciting beverage but it has lower calories and keeps me hydrated.

Shop Paper Crown at Revolve

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credit - Revolve Clothing

~Kelli at Hills Freak