Tuesday, November 30, 2010

December 1st 2010

It's nearly that time of year again now isn't it?
I've been working on it......but haven't succeeded in getting too much decorating done.
I want to.
It just hasn't worked out that way as of yet. But it will.
I think.

                        

Life's unexpected curves handing me yet once again another crazy road before me to travel down.



I love Christmas.....it's my most favorite time of the year.
Like it is for most people.
Yet, sometimes it can be heartwrenching as well can't it?
Illness, death, dispair, children with issues. Job problems, etc.
All these things tend to make us loose our "joy."
 
But it's not always about "us" now is it?
Sometimes......we must keep our focus on "Them and Those."
Which is what I am purposing on doing at this moment.
Life isn't always a rosey cup of tea is it?
Yet we must press onward......to a higher place.
And Christmas will come not just on one day but on every day.
That's the way I want it to be in my life.

Stay focused on this most holy season.
I'm trying to as well.
And with God's help I will and so will you!




In The Event Of The Destruction Of Our Planet, AreYou Willing To Live In A Colony In Mars Or Moon?






In the event of the destruction of our planet, are you willing to live in a colony in Mars or Moon?

Bristol Palin: Dancing With The Stars Been Very Very Good For Her


Although getting third place on DWTS, Bristol Palin seems to be on her way to laughing all the way to the bank. Dancing With The Stars received so much attention and controversy with Palin continuing to last on the show, that DWTS may never be the same. But for Bristol it is a media coup. Dare I say, Bristol Palin is more popular than her mother Sarah Palin who is currently on her own book tour. There is talk that Bristol Palin maybe the new spokesmodel for an American clothing brand. Actually that is a good idea. Palin has an average American body frame. She isn't a stick figure and maybe that is why so many people felt a kinship to her. Palin isn't Hollywood. She is a girl who shoots shotguns, hunts, drives a truck and flips the finger when defending her family. Like it or not she added a refreshing twist to an anorexic world.

Joslyn James To Celebrate Tiger Wood's Car Crash Anniversary

Before you start wondering, I was waiting to shoot Luenell at the Comedy Store last week and talking to a friend about how so many people lost their minds in 2010. I literally mentioned Tiger Wood's name when I saw a red haired lady in a blue dress stop in front of me to cross the street. I said is that? And it was so of course I walked across the street to the House of Blues and the rest is history.

Anyway, Joslyn was nice. She said she was just a regular girl during our interview. I'll post it later and said she likes to eat all kinds of food. I found out that several of Tiger Wood's paramours will be at a party in Westlake Village later this week at Zin Bistro. I don't know what venture Joslyn James is working on next exactly. She said there were several options up in the air.

Michael Lohan Alot To Be Thankful For

Michael Lohan spent Thanksgiving with his daughter Lindsay Lohan. He also recently gave her a car after Lindsay was given back her driving privileges. Although the Lohans seem to have a damn if they do or damn if they don't spot in the media, at least Michael Lohan and Lindsay are working on repairing their relationship.

Antoine Dodson: Taking A Bad Situation And Making Good

I can't be mad at his game, Antoine Dodson is a modern day success story. He reminds me of the song "Moving On Up... to a deluxe Apartment in the sky" from the TV show the Jeffersons. Antoine Dodson was in Hollywood recently and after he took an important phone call upon his arrival at Katsuya, he addressed the media. Dodson said he has alot of projects he is considering. Might he be the next big thing on reality TV?

Saturday, November 27, 2010

TSA Body Scans & Enhanced Pat Downs: Americans Doped & Duped

The latest TSA “enhanced pat downs” vs the “virtual strip search” has got me thinking. It reminds me of so many things.

Yoko Ono is credited with the phrase in an interview from 1969 while John Lennon sang “Women is the Nigger of the World” in 1972. Listen and read the profound lyrics which you can find easily on the net. “Women is the slave of the slave” is just one of them. “We make her paint her face and dance” is another.

I recently was exposed to a photo of the celebrity Kim Kardashian being patted down by a female TSA agent. Kardashians hands were spread out like the infamous paintings of Jesus Christ impaled on the Cross while the African American TSA agent used her hands to check between Kardashians voluptuous and often seen and promoted breasts. I found the taking and the release of the photo interesting. I don’t know who the photographer was but I was told while photographing the legendary Grace Jones at LAX by airport security, not to film the screening station while people were going through the security check point even though I was at a great distance. So I was wondering was the photos leaked as a way to pornofy (yes I made up the word) the situation. You have girl on girl action with a breast search in a hot uniform? A little homage to bondage and domination?

Next I was thinking about Abu Ghraib Prison Abuse Photos that were “leaked” released around 2006. Remember the images? Iraqi prisoners were in underwear or naked and photographed being tortured, mentally abused, raped, humiliated and even killed all for fun by their “handlers” aka members of the US Military. Remember the clear distinction between the Prisoners - naked and the Handlers - clothed in military attire. Remember the President of the United States at the time George Bush’s reaction? Not so much of a reaction or outrage. Remember United States Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld appearing to be more upset about the leak photos than the actual crimes? And what was the finally outcome? A few low ranking officers took the heat while their over seeing commanders went off scot free. Tactics of humiliation, harassment, loss of personal space and privacy, torture, forced acts of submission are old school tricks of the slave master. Nothing new under the sun. There are even photos of the prisoners with their arms outstretched for hours. The New 2000ish Jesus Christ in an Orange Jumpsuit instead of the loin cloth or would you prefer our new model in the nude? It seems a foreign land with people we feel are less than US is often used as the testing ground -the petri dish for psychological warfare that will be used on us later.

Now we jump back to 2010 at the end of the year, the US Government comes up with the new airport laws. Because of the threat of terrorism and people hiding bombs in their underwear as said by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, we need the new TSA regulations. Although we need it, Hillary Clinton and the likes of her don’t want to go through the same humiliations as the general serfs, I mean subjects, I mean US slaves, I mean citizens. Clinton is too good for that. Now pilots and flight attendants are off the hook. They are now exempt from Advanced Imaging Scans and Enhanced Pat Downs from TSA Administrator John Pistole. So Pilots not only get to wear fun uniforms and not be screened for drinking or drugs before flying a plane they don’t have to suffer the same invasive search as the rest of us out of uniform. President Obama has said in recent interviews regarding the TSA, that enhanced pat downs are necessary.

There are things we don’t know. How much radiation comes out of the Advanced Imaging scanner? What is the effects of the radiation on the human body? Are the TSA agents that work around the scanners getting doses of radiation by being close by proximity? How close are we to becoming a total Police State? What is done with the body scanning images? Are they linked with the name of the passengers and stored? Which contractors and corporations are making the most profit off the machines used in the TSA scanning equipment? What lobbying groups had a hand in getting the new TSA rules implemented? Which Senators and Congress members have stock in the companies involved? Why are trains and buses not checked for bombs or terrorists? How do we negotiate our rights while protecting our so called freedoms?
What are our options regarding the Militarism of our country of our world? Do we really have any?

Meanwhile so many of our young people are brainwashed and or desensitized with violent video games, TV, movies and music implementing and praising the coming of the police state. Just look at the popular Call Of Duty: Black Ops. There tag line is “There Is A Soldier In All of Us” With Kobe Bryant and Jimmy Kimmel in the launch trailer while other ordinary citizens carry automatic machine artillery, is anybody wondering who is behind a game like Black Ops besides Treyarch?

We seem to accept our dwindling appearance of civil liberties and civil rights in exchange for the never ending game of terrorism. We dope ourselves with food, drugs, entertainment, sex, sports anything to take away the pain. Meanwhile we are being duped by the puppet masters who are making billions on our insecurities, fears, afflictions and addictions. Like good obedient children we obey and believe everything the authority figure tells us as they feel us up like a pedophile priest. So like I said in a previous twitter post, lets take our prescribed Ecstasy medication or some other anti-anxiety drug and willing go through the enhanced TSA Pat Downs. Therefore we can all have fun while we accept our abuse by our Government Handlers.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Did You Ever Have A Major Disagreement With Your Spouse That Almost Caused A Marital Breakdown?




Did you ever have a major disagreement with your spouse that almost caused a marital breakdown?

Why you never rob an Italian restaurant.

This is a local story I just had to share.

Armed robber finds himself outgunned at Agatucci's

A man attempted to hold up a local restaurant Saturday night but failed after the owners drew their own weapons and chased the suspect away.


Demario Scott, 25, of 1107 W. Wilcox Ave. entered Agatucci's, 2607 N. University St., about 10:15 p.m. with a gun and demanded the owners empty their safe, police said.


Tony, Dan and Jim Agatucci all pulled out their own guns and Dan yelled at the suspect to freeze, said Dan Agatucci on Sunday night.


Scott panicked and ran out of the restaurant.


The Agatuccis chased Scott west on West Gift Avenue and fired several shots, according to police. Police are investigating whether any of the Agatuccis fired at the suspect or just into the air.


Scott was arrested near his home in the 1100 block of West Wilcox Avenue and booked on charges of armed robbery, aggravated unlawful use of a weapon and not having a FOID card.

I'm sure Demario will think twice about robbing an Italian joint next time.

LA Galaxy Arrives In Australia To Play NewCastle Jets

The LA Galaxy is in Australia soaking up the sun and ready for an exhibition match against the NewCastle Jets. So I'm adding some videos of the team that I took recently during the MLS playoffs. The team was alot of fun to photograph and they were really nice to the fans. I had so much fun going to the games and meeting people. Good times. Sometimes I'm chatting with people and I find out later that they are some of the best players in the world but they treat people with kindness and dignity...


Yes the following video of David Beckham being asked by me about his underwear line was sold to PopSugar via an agent please let me know if you see the video on other sites besides PopSugar. It is an inside joke..



Thursday, November 25, 2010

Luenell Rules The Comedy Store


I had the pleasure of seeing Luenell perform at the legendary Comedy Store on Tuesday. Luenell brought the full house down. With her jokes about her g-string, the love/hate relationship with her personal trainer and her refusal to hold in her stomach any longer, Luenell ruled the room.






Bristol Palin A Deer In The Headlights


For Dancing With The Stars having Bristol Palin as a contestant was a brilliant ratings boom. But for real fans of the show, it was a disaster. How Bristol stayed on the show until the final three is beyond me. If she would have won then the show would have suffered a backlash bigger than they expected. Maybe the producers played the game just long enough to keep the internet a buzz and the media giving the show even more attention. As ratings climbed via the controversy, negative publicity via Bristol Palin's continuous dancing on the show grew to new heights. Of course finally, Jennifer Grey and Kyle Massey were the final two and we all know the outcome of that. But we don't know why there was such disparity in voting. The Judges on the show as well as the host kept reiterating the importance of voting. Meanwhile several people including myself had difficulty voting online. With the majority of websites using voting as a calculative way to data mine, we have no way of knowing how voting online is going to bite us later. Maybe Bristol was a sacrificial deer on the show to increase ratings and at the same time create a backlash. Creating a powerful dynamic Hegelian Dialectic. Bristol Palin on the show had so many interesting points, unwed teenage mother, daughter of a possible candidate for the Presidency of the United States, Bristol seen as a victim of unfair hostility, a story of a man who shot his TV regarding the results of Brandy being eliminated and Palin safe spread all over the media, a suspicious powder found at CBS studios and the entire DWTS staff evacuated, a terrorist threat - inherent danger, Bristol Palin addressing her haters, Bristol finally loosing. This was a great soap opera. Now Bristol can continue her reign as an activist for Abstinence.
Does anyone else see the irony?

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving To Ya'll

It's been very hard for me to get into a Thanksgiving Day mood this year. I think for several reasons.
But mainly I think it's the hot weather. Hard to think "Thanksgiving" when it's 81 degrees out and humid.
Not complaining, just saying.

ADD to this the fact that "Mrs. Priss and Mr. Joshua" are out of town...in Boston as a matter of fact.
Having the time of their lives.
On Holiday all by themselves.

And I'm missing them very much. Blah! They have grown up way too fast those two newlyweds out and about on a vacation without me and her Daddy along. HA!

Last year they had been married just about a month, and went to Gatlinburg with his family for Thanksgiving. Now they are away for the second year in a row....so Mama's not HAPPY about this at all.

Not counting the fact that two of our three sons will be going to visit their perspective Fiance's and Girlfriend's, family for Thanksgiving Day dinner tomorrow...both families live in Cajun towns south of here.

So Mama's not HAPPY about this at all.
Sigh.

Tomorrow celebrating Thanksgiving Day dinner will just be Don and I, along with our older son.
Which is not a problem at all......and I've made a decision that we will "go out to eat."
Why not I say??
 Easier, faster, cleaner.

That's my cup of tea right there.


Yet, here it is now, Thanksgiving Eve and I feel the wave of saddness. But this is how life goes and we must share our family with others. Even if we don't want to. HA!

The thing is, my family is alive, healthy and happy and we love one another.
Why not be Thankful?

So, I'm going to "try my best" to be in a good mood tomorrow, and look pretty.......while waiting in line for hours (and listening to Don Mahan have a hissy fit) at the Cracker Barrel or where ever we end up for Thanksgiving Day Dinner.

In the end, it's all good.
And the day will be good too.
Hopefully the food will be too.

Have a Happy and BLESSED Thanksgiving!!!





On The Road Again



Dave and I have taken the kids on yet another one of our road trips. This time we're heading to North Carolina to spend Thanksgiving with Grandad and Grandma Morgan in North Carolina. (Can you say barbecue ribs? Oh, yeah.)
We decided to leave our house at the crack of dawn last Tuesday, which meant skipping a much needed coffee stop at Starbucks. As we pulled out of our driveway, I could tell that this decision was a really stupid one. Skip coffee just to get a jump on the traffic? How dumb is that? We still hit traffic and my hands were shaking by the time we made our way into New Jersey.

Everywhere I turned, there were signs that my body needed caffeine.


We finally pulled off the highway and got whatever coffee we could find.


The halfway point for us is Washington, D.C. I have a soft spot for the cafeteria food at the National Museum of the American Indian (is that weird?) so we decided to stop and stretch our legs.



This is the Historical Society of Washington. I really love this building.


This is an octopus at the National Aquarium. (Note to self: the National Aquarium is not free nor worth the $30 we paid in admission fees. What a rip off.) We spent 15 minutes in this place. Tiny and horrible. I took a picture of this octopus despite the "NO PHOTOGRAPHS" sign above the tank. I needed to feel like I got my money's worth, so there!


Here's the Washington Monument, which we were unable--again, and for the 4th time--to get tickets for. Seriously, what's wrong with us? Why can't we remember to get tickets for this thing?



And the last shot we took in Washington was of my son eating a man on the horizon:


Here are a few shots taken as we traveled south on Interstate 95:

















More to come...